Post Shredded Wheat
For one poor college kid to eat
a full stale box of shredded wheat
(or at least in one sitting),
I've found one item often true:
tomorrow there's an essay due
(and lots of healthy shitting).
He Said Something Like That
A vile liar would say I've
not thunk me slighted and deprived
for me and old Dale Carnegie
never were, nor shall we be
simultan'ously alive.
Was it that guy from Felt who said
"The people I like are those who are dead?"
